Temperatures of up to 38c are unnatural to Great Britain. One can visualise, therefore, the little island Englanders sweltering beneath their apple trees, bathed in sunblock and complaining that it's too darn hot. They needn't worry. This coming weekend, Britain will be rocked by a massive thunderstorm. Typically, the flannelled fools will be moaning on Monday that it rains too much. Some people are never satisfied!